Johnny Depp shows off his midlife crisis haircut at the Alice premiere: ugh?

Here are some photos of Johnny Depp going solo at last night’s LA premiere of Alice Through the Looking Glass. Depp once again plays the Mad Hatter. Depp has also been showing off a new haircut he got in the past few weeks – a close cut on the sides and in the back, with some length up top. The haircut is – like Depp – very ‘90s. And it doesn’t help that he’s trying to make the haircut look punk by teasing it up. It also looks like he got some highlights. Oh, Johnny Depp. When did you become such a textbook case of a dude in the midst of a midlife crisis?

Speaking of his midlife crisis, have you noticed that Amber Heard has not been on his arm for several red carpets lately? Granted, she’s working. But this is a woman who used to move mountains just so she could walk on a carpet with Johnny. Something tells me the bloom is off the rose for this marriage. I also suspect she’s tired of physically holding him up because he’s so constantly drunk/high.

Meanwhile, Depp appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and Kimmel asked him about Barnaby Joyce, the dude who threatened to kill Amber and Johnny’s dogs, Boo and Pistol. Depp said Barnaby Joyce “looks somehow inbred with a tomato. Its not a criticism. I was a little worried. He just might explode.” Depp also “surprised” Pink on Kimmel last night, here’s the video:

I’m also including some photos of Mia Wasikowska and Pink. Mia wore an Alexander McQueen gown, which is rather pretty. Pink wore a Rosie Assoulin tie-dyed gown which is kind of meh and unflattering. For what it’s worth, Pink brought her husband to the premiere, so those rumors of marriage trouble are probably bulls—t.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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